Snake Eyes (1998) Watchalong
Bonus · published 2026-07-12 · archive #411

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[0:02:04] Unidentified: Snake eyes.
[0:02:06] Andrew: Nick Cade's got them snake eyes on you.
[0:02:10] Unidentified: Us watching the tuxedo is available. Yeah, that is available. We already did that. We don't need to do it twice.
[0:02:15] Eric: This is also snake eyes that came out in 1998, the last good year. This is not snake eyes that came out in 2021. That is the G.I. Joe movie snake eyes.
[0:02:23] Unidentified: Nothing to do with G.I. Joe as far as I'm aware.
[0:02:25] Eric: What if I rented the wrong one? That would be very funny. All right. We have to watch it if you do. Snake eyes. This 1998 movie, corrupt Atlantic City police officer Rick Santoro and Navy commander Kevin Dunn joined forces to investigate both the assassination of Secretary of Defense Charles Kirkland and the disappearance of a beautiful stranger. This is a Brian De Palma film.
[0:02:50] Andrew: Oh, wow. I got a fun piece of trivia about Gary Sinise's Kevin Dunn character. Okay. Oh, yeah. Gary Sinise plays a character named Kevin Dunn, and there's an actor in the movie named Kevin Dunn. Like, that's just his name. And there was a mix up and he got Gary Sinise's hotel suite, which was like a penthouse. No way. And then they realized that they gave him Gary Sinise's suite and he got kicked out and put into a basic hotel chain.
[0:03:16] Unidentified: Wow.
[0:03:16] Andrew: So there are two Kevin Dunns. There's a fictional and real Kevin Dunn in this snake eyes movie. Is there a fictional Gary Sinise? Oh, maybe.
[0:03:26] Eric: That's cool. I'm sure you didn't go into that. Yeah. Uh, so Brian De Palma, long and storied career, made a lot of stuff, uh, maybe best known for making the video Dancing in the Dark, the Bruce Springsteen music video, but you might also know him from Carlito's Way and Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible is the movie that he made right before this. Do you know the movie that he made right after this? No idea.
[0:03:50] Unidentified: I looked at it and I couldn't tell you. Look who's talking three. Uh, he made L.A. Confidential.
[0:03:57] Eric: He made a movie in the year 2000 called Mission to Mars. Oh, yes. Tim Robbins, Gary Sinise, Don Cheadle. Is that the one where he takes his helmet off and he goes all frosty? I believe that is the movie. Nobody saw this movie. I don't think anybody liked this movie, so it's really weird that he went from Carlito's Way and Mission Impossible to just like, oof, oof.
[0:04:27] Unidentified: Carlito's Way is such a good film. Yeah.
[0:04:28] Eric: It really is. And, uh, he made Bonfire of the Vanities. There's a lot.
[0:04:32] Unidentified: Oh, Bonfire of the Vanities is great. I mean, I don't know that it held up, but it was great back in the day. Mission to Mars is one of those movies where I kept catching the middle of it on TV, but I never saw the beginning or the end.
[0:04:40] Eric: There were a few years where Mission to Mars was constantly on, but you're never allowed to watch the beginning or the end. You can watch 20 minutes on, but then the last 20 minutes are a mystery to you.
[0:04:51] Unidentified: Would you say that Mission to Mars is a middle-only movie then?
[0:04:55] Eric: Yeah. Yeah.
[0:04:57] Unidentified: Yeah, that's cool.
[0:04:58] Eric: Yeah. Wow. Just one big act, too. Yep. So that's a lot of De Palma stuff, like the Untouchables. He's just done so much cool stuff, Scarface and Blowout and everything. But this is definitely, I would say, listen, I don't want to say on his decline, but I don't know that Snake Eyes is going to be the movie that you think it's going to be if you came in watching Scarface. Are you guys ready to watch Snake Eyes? I'm so ready. Yeah.
[0:05:22] Andrew: I watched this for the first time last year when I watched all the Summer 98 films. I'm ready for a rewatch. Oh, that's right. I have never seen it, and I'd never heard of it before Eric mentioned it. I don't want to, zero spoilers, but I do, I want to, I want to just shout out a thing I want people to be on the lookout for. Or be on watch for an ambulance in this movie, an exterior shot of an ambulance, and we will talk about it later.
[0:05:43] Eric: Yep. Nick is hitting buttons. Nick is going crazy. You got to turn off that little window there that says your video will play in standard definition. All right, Nick, are you ready to count this down so everyone can watch along?
[0:05:55] Nick: All right. We rented this on Prime, so in three, two, one, we're going to play it. Three, two, one, play. He did it. He did it. I've done it.
[0:06:05] Andrew: Wow, this is only a 98-minute movie. It does not. Oh, yeah. It feels so much longer than that. Not in a negative way, necessarily. It just feels long. Paramount.
[0:06:16] Unidentified: It's good. Thunder. Wow, wow, wow, wow. The second the film started, Eric left the room.
[0:06:23] Eric: That's what you think, Jeff.
[0:06:24] Unidentified: Oh, right.
[0:06:26] Eric: I've got to put on my snake eyes outfit.
[0:06:33] Andrew: Eric is wearing the snake eyes outfit while watching the snake eyes movie, which is crazy.
[0:06:37] Unidentified: He's going to see his own clothes in the film. Now, have any of y'all ever been to Atlantic City? Never. Oh. You? Yeah, of course. I lived in Jersey for a couple years. Pretty close to the shore. Nothing to write home about. John Hurd is in this. Carla Gugino. Gugino's in this. Carla Gugino.
[0:07:10] Nick: I love Carla Gugino.
[0:07:11] Unidentified: Almost filmed the rain machine there. Hey, there's Kevin Dunn. Did a radio show with a guy named Kevin Dunn.
[0:07:24] Nick: Did he get Gary Sinise's suite? I don't. He might have. He was on the first season of The Real World. Mike Starr. He was on The Real World. That was in New York.
[0:07:33] Unidentified: Oh, is that the guy from The Mask? Oh. Gary Sinise?
[0:07:42] Nick: Oh. No, the dude who puts on the mask at the end, right? No. No. That's Kevin Dunn. The mask.
[0:07:49] Eric: I'm wearing that!
[0:07:50] Unidentified: Are you thinking of Jim Carrey? No, no, no. Oh, okay. I'm wearing that right now. You are wearing that suit right now. I got married in that necklace. It's true. It's true. It's true. I was wearing the watch, I think. Got my ring on. Oh, it's the dad from Transformers. Kevin Dunn. Oh, that's Kevin Dunn. Oh, that's Kevin Dunn? That's Kevin Dunn. He got disrespected out of Gary Sinise's room. He's a pretty big-time character actor. He is. Small Soldiers? I bet he's got, I bet he's been in 150 films. Probably. Warrior? Now, if this was made today, this would be in Saudi Arabia. Because it's boxing. Mm-hmm.
[0:08:34] Eric: It's like, there's so much work that the, like, the B-team had to do, it was just like, go film this other stuff. I'm not, I'm Brian De Palma, I'm not filming this.
[0:08:49] Andrew: See, I almost feel like this is the only stuff that Brian De Palma filmed. Because between this and Mission Impossible, like, the intros to these movies are fucking awesome. Nicolas Cage and I have the exact same fucking hairline.
[0:09:00] Nick: Eric, turn towards me.
[0:09:01] Unidentified: I'm just trying to screen match your outfit. No hints. The government's listening.
[0:09:14] Eric: He's having so much fun in this movie. I love, I feel like he has fun in every movie. Screenplay by the guy who wrote Jurassic Park in Mission Impossible. And Black Bag. If you haven't seen Black Bag, really recommend it.
[0:09:25] Unidentified: Very good. I love Nick Cage in the movie where he plays himself. What is that? Oh, the unbearable likeness of whatever. That's Jake Paul. Jake. So this is before the blood got on the shirt. Yes. Yeah. Different shirt.
[0:09:42] Eric: So, spoilers, there will be blood.
[0:09:44] Unidentified: There will be blood. Different movie.
[0:09:45] Eric: Different movie. That's, uh, he's in Sopranos. He's Jackie. Jackie April? Jackie April. No, not Jackie April. Yep. Interesting beard shape. It's 98, baby. Nick, Nick, Nick. Do your beard like that.
[0:10:01] Unidentified: Nick. Nick, Nick. Oh, Nick.
[0:10:04] Eric: What if a goatee just go down? Oh, you know what we should do?
[0:10:08] Unidentified: Here, I have a great idea. And we can put this in the books and make it official. Yep. We'll just throw it on the next wheel we do. Oh! Nick has to shave his beard that way. Okay.
[0:10:16] Eric: And then if we land on it, that's up to the wheel. So on the wheel, it's just going to say Nick shaves his beard that way? Yeah, Nick shaves his beard that way.
[0:10:23] Unidentified: We'll just put it on whatever the next wheel is. It's level with the horizon somehow.
[0:10:27] Nick: Yeah.
[0:10:28] Unidentified: You could hang pictures if he stood next to you. Yeah.
[0:10:31] Nick: That guy running. He's running.
[0:10:32] Unidentified: Luis is running. He's going to catch Luis. It's hard to move in the suit. It's not comfortable. Oh! There's the bracelet, the watch, the ring. I'm wearing the ring. We didn't get the badge, huh? The rest of it's at home. Oh, I wore the bracelet. That's what I wore during the wedding. Whoa. Oh! There's a commercial with Blake Griffin. Blake Griffin right now. He looks the same age. What year was Boogie Nights? Because he's in Boogie Nights also. Boogie Nights, I can tell you. Hold on. It came out in 1997. It was the year I bought a DVD player. It was the first DVD I bought. That's cool. This is a Dutch angle, Kevin. Man, we've got them Dutch.
[0:11:29] Eric: These are long shots. Yes, they are. These are really long shots. Yeah, not a lot of cuts. I like it. They hid the cuts, but yeah. Well, I mean, even take away how they were doing a one-er. Just this is a long shot. Absolutely.
[0:11:44] Nick: I will say, things today are shot very quick. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
[0:11:47] Unidentified: Oh, yeah. Man, talking about stuff not being shot quickly, I was going to talk about an episode, but I watched episode one, the pilot of Miami Vice last night. Oh, yeah. Talk about a show that lets a scene breathe, man. Isn't that where they drive around in the air tonight or whatever? That's going to be in part two. Part one, there's a fucking amazing scene, though, where Crockett chases Tubbs. Crockett's in a car and Tubbs is in a boat. That's pretty cool. Look, that's where I'm wearing the ring, also. See, this is why I didn't want to meet David Lynch. On my cellular phone. Her accent reminded me of Keira Sedgwick in The Closer.
[0:12:42] Eric: Dude, Nick Cage rocks in this movie.
[0:12:45] Unidentified: He is having a blast. What year did you guys get cell phones? I guess you're young. 2003?
[0:12:52] Nick: Yeah. I think 2010.
[0:12:56] Unidentified: First till 99. So this would have been like a year before I owned a cell phone watching this.
[0:13:01] Nick: What was your first phone?
[0:13:03] Unidentified: I don't know. I don't remember, and I didn't want it. I thought cell phones were stupid, but Bernie insisted that I have one for Tele Network because I was the scheduler. So the company bought and paid for my cell phone.
[0:13:17] Eric: Hey, all right. Hey, you know what? It's not a bad way to get it. It was a little Nokia Flip or something. Oh, yeah. It was a little black thing.
[0:13:23] Unidentified: I had a Nokia 3210.
[0:13:25] Andrew: Gary Sinise. Kevin Dunn.
[0:13:29] Nick: I think I had a LG flip phone, but it only had a mirror on the one side. So when you flipped it, you would see it was calling, but it would answer automatically.
[0:13:38] Unidentified: How many movies is Gary Sinise? Gary Sinise is a good human being. He's always in a uniform, I feel like. Yeah. Does a lot of good work outside of film. Yeah, I really like Gary Sinise. There's a lot for veterans and for cancer patients. Oh, that's awesome. Charlie Cut. Oh. Yep. There he is. There he is. What do you think happens to him? Alternate timeline.
[0:14:11] Eric: Nick, keep watching.
[0:14:13] Nick: Oh.
[0:14:14] Eric: Oh. Oh. Hey, it's the John Hurd. Hey, it's the John Hurd. Hey, it's the John Hurd. Oh, we should have been smoking cigars for this.
[0:14:21] Unidentified: It's fucking Kevin McAllister's dad. Yep. I'm having fun. You don't want to see John Hurd in a very different role. Watch Cutter's Way. He plays like a one-armed Vietnam vet. Oh, cool.
[0:15:00] Eric: There's so many people in this scene. Yes. There are so many experts. Yeah, it's awesome. This is incredible.
[0:15:08] Unidentified: Yeah, this is like, what, five years before they would have done this with CGI. Yeah. Look at everyone in the background pretending. I'm sure they filmed on a live fight night, right? They had to have. Is Nick Cage the best actor? I mean, has anybody ever committed to every role in the way that he does?
[0:15:44] Eric: That really is how it feels where I would never say Nick Cage is like such a great actor, but he's a guy who's like gone so around the world as like a bad actor that it's great because he's so in it because he's deliberately choosing to do it. And it's like, man, I don't, it's like layered in a way that you can't wrap your head around. It's incredible.
[0:16:05] Unidentified: And when it works, it's phenomenal. It's incredible. It doesn't always, and when it doesn't work, it's phenomenal.
[0:16:10] Andrew: Yep. Yep. It might be bad, but like he's gonna show up with something.
[0:16:18] Unidentified: He's got that nice carpet bombing technique where if like if you make enough films, some of them will be good. Kind of like what we did with Achievement Hunter, Gavin. I wonder if it's weird if you're being an extra pretending to talk, but one of the extras is like a main character.
[0:16:52] Andrew: That's what I was just thinking with Kevin McAllister's dad in the background. Kevin McAllister's dad. At what, like, is this the last time he did like essentially extra work for a scene?
[0:17:11] Unidentified: I only want to become mayor of Atlantic City.
[0:17:14] Eric: Hey, this is, what a, what a cocaine performance. This rocks.
[0:17:19] Andrew: Brian De Palma might be like the greatest opening act of all time. Like you shouldn't be doing a full show, but you bring him in for the first act of your movie?
[0:17:25] Unidentified: Oh shit. It's a great point. You gotta be fearless to be a guy like Nick Cage because not only is he acting like this, he's acting like this in front of like 500 people right now. That are just sitting there watching him. In silence. Yeah. Pretending to speak. Yeah. Excuse me, man. What the fuck do you think you're doing? Oh, I thought he was going to pop a finger down there. Jesus. She's gone. Why didn't you pay attention? Mr. Dunn. That phone. I love that phone so much. This is a big moment.
[0:18:47] Unidentified: My eye is unobservant. In the first round? We had that room. Interesting decision to only show crowd and zero fight. What's going on? Do you think Brian De Palma got... Meatballs!
[0:19:22] Eric: He got bored making this movie like halfway through because when you keep watching this, it like really falls off a cliff.
[0:19:29] Unidentified: What the fuck? Oh. And there's our blood. What happened? In the neck. Oh, the blood. Oh, she's hit. Oh, shit. Right in the throat. Oh. Oh. Two shots. Oh, no. Her hair. My wig. Oh. She can't see without her glasses. Oh, no. Hey, I'm wearing that. It's got the blood on it. Blood's on the shirt now. What did you see? Well, there was a blonde brunette lady. Good God. She fell through the M and the L.
[0:20:27] Nick: Did you see that the blimp said Miller time? Hell yeah. That says iller time.
[0:20:39] Unidentified: Ben! Wow, what a giant setup this was. Yep. Yeah! He's not a First Amendment guy. Did you guys see Ted Turner died? Yeah. Yeah. There's a celebrity we definitely didn't kill because I had no fucking idea he was still alive. Right. I didn't either. I was so surprised to find out he died because he wasn't already dead. Grace under pressure. Fuck y'all think you're going to hurt. It's a trap. Josh Hartnett, no. Was she running around with a bullet wound? Go on! Wait a minute. No, wait a second.
[0:21:46] Unidentified: You're going to be alright. It's just your neck. We'll get you a new one. After this is over, I've got to get home to Chicago. Off the deck. Damn. Uh-oh. Oh, Kevin Dunn. I got a kiss. Yeah. You know, if we got a couple more suits from this movie, we could recreate it. Yeah.
[0:23:14] Unidentified: You do? Well, maybe not the secretariat. Everywhere I go, people get assassinated. Maybe. U.S. officials. Yeah. Pepsi light.
[0:23:33] Andrew: There's somebody at a counter right now trying to argue that their bet is still valid. That they won. He was down!
[0:23:41] Unidentified: He was down! It was at nine! Easy. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. What will it be, Kevin Dunn? Pritzker. Why would the FBI guy see this guy in this suit and go, that's the man I gotta talk to? Clearly he's in charge. Will you wear that to lunch today? No. No. What if it didn't have blood on it?
[0:24:46] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:24:47] Eric: There you go. That's the reason I don't want to wear it. What about the blood? What about just the jacket?
[0:24:51] Unidentified: I think I always assumed when I was looking at the shirt that it was his blood on it. Me too. Gavin, you fool. I thought he got his ass kicked. I was foolish. How the fuck did that not happen already? Just out of curiosity. The person who wins in a movie is always the one who yells the loudest. Oh, he's winning.
[0:25:26] Andrew: I wonder at what point was Kevin Dunn kicked out of his suite? Is he still having that suite life in this scene?
[0:25:39] Eric: I'm sure there's been a mix-up.
[0:25:40] Andrew: Did he get a night at least? Yeah, he must have. At least, I think two. I think two.
[0:25:46] Unidentified: Do you think things were weird between Gary Sinise and Kevin Dunn the rest of the film?
[0:25:50] Andrew: No, I don't think so. I don't think Gary Sinise would have blamed him in any way.
[0:25:56] Unidentified: Yeah, but he was in his room. Then he had to leave. And you know, if you're like Kevin Dunn, you're like, just say it's cool. Just say it's no big deal. I'll take this one. I'll get a different one. Let me stay there.
[0:26:30] Andrew: How often do you shoot the spaghetti, Gavin? Then what do you say? You're slow-mo. Once a month. Once a month, yeah.
[0:26:36] Unidentified: Fair. You're a big... He's a big pasta guy. I like it. Did this charge my credit card? Way to go, Nick. How much was it? Four bucks. Ooh. Well, you're never getting that back. It's just $1 each. Yeah, because I'll never write an expense report for $4. Was Jazz hands in the script there, do you think?
[0:27:14] Andrew: No. No. Do you think the script had jazz hands in brackets? Above the dialogue.
[0:27:34] Unidentified: She's just walking around covered.
[0:27:35] Andrew: It's like, ditch the jack. Yeah, there you go. Jeez. In Atlantic City, that probably is one of the cleaner $100 bills, I'd assume.
[0:27:43] Unidentified: Set up. There was a guy trying to get another guy's attention to look at Carly Gugino. He said, no fucking way. So do I. We didn't see it. Yeah. There we go. Ba-do-ba-do-ba-do. He did cartoon arms. Yeah, he did. What does he see? He just really hates him. What does he say to that? Oh. It's a fake. He took a dive. Bet that sea devil likes spaghetti.
[0:28:40] Andrew: It's so funny, seeing Carly Gugino in this. This is probably like two or three years before she makes Spy Kids. And as a kid watching Spy Kids, in my mind, it was like, yeah, she looks like a mom. And then looking at it now, I'm like, she's so fucking young. Yep. I've never seen Spy Kids. Is it any good?
[0:29:01] Unidentified: I think you would get nothing from it at this point in your life. Yeah, probably not.
[0:29:07] Nick: Is that the one where we get George Clooney doing a impression of Stallone? Or is that like two or three? It's in one of the sequels.
[0:29:16] Eric: I don't think it's in the first.
[0:29:17] Nick: Okay.
[0:29:19] Eric: Carly Gugino, born 1971. She's older than I am.
[0:29:23] Unidentified: Makes sense. She doesn't look it. She doesn't look older than Jeff. Not in 1998, no. So this was before she was in Jet Li's The One.
[0:29:34] Eric: Oh, this is definitely before she's in Jet Li's The One, which is also a movie we should watch. Has a great Statham performance. It's awesome.
[0:29:45] Unidentified: Oh, yeah, Statham.
[0:29:47] Eric: Yeah, it's got those big, it's got the big rat balls in it.
[0:29:52] Unidentified: Yeah, they blow up the rat balls. Yep. We have that ring. I'm wearing it. The audio in this is interesting. Change of shirt. So is that the end of the shirt for the whole movie? I won't tell you. Is he in clean shirts? He won't tell you. I won't tell you. Fair play. This whole area looks like it belongs to Chief Irons from Resident Evil 2. Mr. T. Let's go sea devils.
[0:31:05] Unidentified: Go sea devils. They pay double for that. Is he dead? So is he dead or what? Eric, remember Sonny Liston?
[0:32:05] Unidentified: And you saw me saw you. We all saw. Ghost knocked me out? Gentle ghost. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I can smell the shirts. Tyler the boxer.
[0:33:10] Unidentified: It'd be great if he was like, that's all I wanted. Thanks. Have a good day. Never shows up again. Easiest autograph ever. I think me and Carly Gugino have the same haircut. Can you ask for that next time you get a haircut? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[0:33:31] Eric: I'll take it to my barber. Can you give me the 98 Gugino? And then he'll go, bro, snake eyes? And I'll go, oh, yeah.
[0:33:43] Unidentified: Idiot. That's me walking around the house. Because of their fucking glasses. Do you think the director told her that they were going to blue screen that into something cool? That it was just a blue pillar? Excuse me. Pardon me. It was just a woman running around. What? Dude, that rocks.
[0:34:57] Unidentified: You're not explaining.
[0:35:33] Andrew: Brian De Palma went through a fascination with first person perspective. There's also some scenes in Mission Impossible like this. Yeah. Oh, like with the glasses and stuff?
[0:35:44] Unidentified: Yeah, like the opening of it. Why does he have his gloves on? A little glove peek so we know who it is. You're arguing how many nights it'll take before the Kevin Dunn mistake is realized. Haven't seen an ambulance yet. Plenty of time. Lock in for it.
[0:36:51] Unidentified: He's being very shy in this moment. Not saying anything. There he is. Gavin, the suit's back. Oh, yeah, it's back. Well, now who are we? So we snapped out of him. Yeah. Okay. I like that transition. Now we're just us. Dude's worth millions and he's worried about a hole in the wall.
[0:37:58] Unidentified: I would definitely do that. What a transition. Back in the white shirt. Oh, shit. He had a giant earpiece. When did little, like, headphone cables stop getting all intertwined like that?
[0:38:51] Andrew: Oh. My headphone cables intertwined all the time.
[0:38:56] Unidentified: I hate it. First person. Oh, Pia Viga. Like playing Doom. Is there some guy's arm just, like, punching right beside the camera? God, there's so many people. Give him a little something. Oh, those punches are so mad. I feel like those shorts are a little high even for boxing. Even for boxing. I think they're trying to emphasize the age. The older you get, the higher you wear your pants.
[0:39:57] Unidentified: Oh.
[0:39:58] Andrew: Him talking about losing the heavyweight title of the world and knowing how boxing works and that there's, like, 15 heavyweight titles of the world.
[0:40:07] Unidentified: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sucks. He looks so sad. Nobody, none of the cameras filmed him almost crying when he almost won the fight. That's the, this guy sucks. You can see him touching the earpiece. He's in the dioptic lens. Oh, my God.
[0:41:07] Unidentified: Crazy shot. Oh, my God. Imagine opening your eyes to that.
[0:42:08] Unidentified: Nick Cage covered in blood with a gun. She. She. I think any of those weapons on display behind them were ever used in any context. Yes. That was a reasonable question. It's like when I asked my kid a question and he's like, no, instead of just, no. Oh, my God. Threatening letters. Me and Nick looked at each other.
[0:42:58] Nick: Brian De Palma and George Lucas.
[0:43:03] Eric: It's pretty crazy. They just knew what they were talking about. Ahead of their time. Visionaries. Unbelievable. Or, or maybe just things don't change as often as we think they do. What do you mean? Trade routes.
[0:43:18] Unidentified: And the other thing that just was mentioned. You don't have 12 people. Oh, geez. I don't know. There's 12 whole doors. We just decided to give up on security. This is somewhere private.
[0:43:46] Nick: What is it? That's Nakatomi Plaza.
[0:43:50] Unidentified: Places locked down like the White House Correspondents Dinner.
[0:43:52] Andrew: Okay, what if we made a sequel to Die Hard, but there's two towers? Think about that.
[0:43:59] Unidentified: It's called the two towers. What if we just designed our next office to be this building?
[0:44:05] Nick: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This room or the building behind them? Okay. Nakatomi Plaza.
[0:44:09] Unidentified: Yes, this, yes. Now, we'll call it Nakatomi Room. Uh-oh. Like the dereliction of duty and the court-martial you're already headed toward? Yeah, all the other stuff he's trying to get you out of.
[0:45:25] Unidentified: Space Force? Evil white guys.
[0:45:48] Eric: Missiles. All right, we need some guys that look like they work for the government. You and you.
[0:45:55] Unidentified: Explosives. Gavin. Yeah? So she went to all this trouble but didn't actually have a ticket? Yeah, that wasn't accurate because we didn't see Gary Sinise's finger almost go down. Right. In this shot. She's out of here slowly. Also, he's not saying anything as he's chasing her here. Hey, you. Hey, you. See, now he says something.
[0:46:57] Unidentified: Okay. Gavin. All right. That I left. Yeah. You know what? I think maybe Gary Sinise deserves to lose his job here. I think that might be an appropriate court-martial. Also, was he 100% on the guy being behind that? Or was he like 95? Yeah, 95. Just pull the trigger. I'm sorry, Mr. Secretary.
[0:47:59] Unidentified: I got a boner. I got a boner. I'm a man. A boner? Fired for a boner? Yeah, you'd love me to do that. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe a different, maybe, maybe change your phrasing. Bitch, dude.
[0:48:30] Eric: Oh, Jeff, we should start saying bitching again. Remember when everyone said bitching?
[0:48:34] Unidentified: I've got a bitching technology. I followed Gary for a little bit. Now we find out that he's got a dirty secret.
[0:48:50] Eric: He looks so severe. Oh, no, he's going into the red room. The authorized personnel only room?
[0:48:57] Unidentified: Oh, the Dutch red room. Nothing good happens in the red room. It'd be funny if he started laughing maniacally.
[0:49:10] Nick: And then he takes off his coat and removes a wig, and he's the redhead all along.
[0:49:13] Andrew: Oh, shit. Pops his tits out. And the redhead takes off a mask, and it's Kevin Dunn!
[0:49:18] Unidentified: Finally, I can look at me! Oh, my God. I'd be like, with all due respect, sir, am I on a suicide mission? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
[0:50:19] Unidentified: Yeah, saw that coming. I mean, you could have done it quick for the other guy. You let him realize it. He was pretty fucking slow on the uptake. I've been shot! Sir, I'm shot. Sir, sir, please. I've been shot someone telling the guy. Did you see him? Did you see the gunman? Did you get him? But you didn't tell me there was another guy. Look out. Oh, it's this guy. Yep. It's the guy with his tummy problems. Is that the gas man? Dumber. Yeah. Yeah. Mark. Yeah. And this was only, like, what, four years after that. So, you know, he's working. I can't believe how long he let that guy realize what was happening. That was crazy. He didn't kill him. I can't believe how fucking dumb that guy was.
[0:51:20] Unidentified: Wow, that dude. A whole lot of that dude's in this film. Well, yeah. It's a definite that dude movie. Anyway, there she is. He missed it. No, just the no glasses thing is so funny. What horse you like? This is why I wear contacts.
[0:52:17] Nick: Her other senses have been enhanced. She's like Daredevil. Yeah.
[0:52:24] Unidentified: This is me on the break show trying to read a 1990 Topps baseball card.
[0:52:30] Eric: Oh, it's this guy. Craig from Malcolm in the Middle.
[0:52:32] Unidentified: Yeah. Is he in the revival? Can you repeat the question? Yeah. I'm a hot sleeper. Death Star schematics. That was me watching Quark. That's Andrew watching Quark. I was much angrier. Ah, he didn't secure the infrareds.
[0:53:44] Unidentified: Oh, that was good. That was real. I love watch-alongs. These are great. I mean, you call it the fucking Princess Lounge. Is that just big stacks of VCRs behind him? Oh, probably. You think they have any left that we can get? Oh my God, that's her. Why don't you use the camera? Okay. There we go. Oh. That's what happened when I walk. He's playing the same character on Malcolm in the Middle, huh?
[0:54:45] Unidentified: What is this score? Like, what? Like, this music got, like, lilty? Yeah. Like, old mystery type movie. Yeah. Well, that lady appeared out of nowhere. It disappeared again. Vanished. Never to be seen. They're taking forever to go up. They want to play slots.
[0:55:06] Andrew: A lot of good sounds in a casino. You're going to have a background noise. God, this shot hurts my head.
[0:55:13] Eric: Is he?
[0:55:13] Andrew: Jesus. Ugh.
[0:55:15] Unidentified: I hate the cash here. That was brutal, right, Gavin? Yeah, yeah. It was very juddery. Yeah.
[0:55:34] Andrew: To play in the Star Trek Next Generation slot machine on the left side. Come on, I want to play Frankenstein. You're at the reboot. No, you're at the reboot. The next generation.
[0:55:51] Unidentified: Go, Rick, go. No, Kevin Dunn, no. Change. Falling into a cup. I thought they were shooting so shallow, like, her vision was bad. But now everything's... Every shot is shallow. I wonder if she steals his glasses. Yeah. Interesting thing in movies. Everyone has the same prescription. Just press the button. Well, yeah. She's gone for good now. Yeah, Ricky, I got him. Say over. God damn you. 38.
[0:57:02] Unidentified: Such a big camera. A voice just comes in through the intercom. What floor did you push? Oh, he's seeing the nary. Oh, no. Enhance. Ned Campbell. What is he squinting at?
[0:58:05] Unidentified: For doing your job. Yeah.
[0:58:07] Eric: That's how I feel whenever we do the podcast.
[0:58:13] Unidentified: About who? That's how we should end every podcast. Guys, we're all geniuses. I wonder what movie has the most whipped hands like that. This one's got to be up there. Yeah. I wonder what movie has the most blurry scenes. This one's got to be up there. Cloverfield. Blair Witch. He's moving like the Coffin Terminator. I was thinking that. Yeah, Robert Patrick vibes. Shoot him. Pull the trigger. Pew, pew, pew, pew. You gotta be terrorists. Oh. Yeah, they hated America. Are we going over? We're going over. Do you like that?
[0:59:14] Unidentified: What? There's a hurricane on. Picks her up and slams the wrestling style.
[0:59:33] Andrew: Isn't that how Ficus did it in Quark?
[0:59:44] Unidentified: You ever fall asleep on top of the comforter on a hotel bed?
[0:59:49] Nick: Got to be drunk to do that.
[0:59:52] Eric: I've done this way more.
[0:59:54] Unidentified: Let's go see devils!
[0:59:55] Eric: Corn on the table next to the ruffles! Sea devils rule!
[1:00:01] Nick: Is this like staying at a hotel during a convention?
[1:00:08] Unidentified: You're trying to sleep? I gotta say, I really like this shot. I want to see the black light version. No, you don't. You ever taken one to a hotel? Never come to a hotel again. I wonder how many hotels still have seashell sinks in them. Atlantic City, still 90%. Oh my god, bus stop!
[1:01:28] Unidentified: Bus stop! That was the other code word. Code word for terrorism. Break the pain at the bus stop! I'll see you about this.
[1:02:33] Unidentified: What? Yeah, come on! Come on, Navy, I'll show you. Come on, random guy! See you about this. Wait, he had the card the whole time? Yeah. Yeah. He had the coolest suit I've ever seen. He kept talking about the sea devils. I'm your cop? A warrant? Nah, it's just a bullet wound.
[1:03:35] Unidentified: We have those in the other room. Yeah, we do, Nick. They don't really appeal anymore. Not the reds. Pew pew! You just said... Let me just send this to the head of the Department of Defense. Anonymous. And not her.
[1:04:42] Unidentified: Who doesn't look like that? She looks like... Ashley from Requiem. With that hair. Not Ashley, Grace. What's her name? Yeah, Grace. Ashley's the other one. Oh, okay. She does look like... She does look like Grace.
[1:05:06] Eric: It's the hair. Yeah, it's the hair. Jeff, you should get a wig like that. Okay. I'll do it.
[1:05:14] Unidentified: Look, Gavin, the suit. I can't believe how much they filmed with all these extras. It's like, as soon as they were done with the scene, they had to film it all again from like two more angles.
[1:05:24] Eric: It's crazy.
[1:05:26] Unidentified: It's crazy.
[1:05:36] Eric: Like, it just must have taken so long and there's so many extras.
[1:05:41] Unidentified: Yeah. Yeah, like how many days did they film in here? I'd love to see the shooting schedule for everything in the arena.
[1:05:47] Nick: Oh, so she just happens to see all of this?
[1:05:51] Unidentified: What? That was just right there. No. No. Bye. Yeah. I feel like she should be... I don't know if we used to walk... She should be telling it blurrier. Where did those come from?
[1:06:40] Nick: Remember Bluetooth like that? People walk in with those on their ear in the bathroom.
[1:06:46] Unidentified: You don't still do that?
[1:06:48] Nick: No.
[1:06:49] Unidentified: Do you? No, I just... I can imagine you doing that in 2026 for some reason. Me? Why me? Yeah, it seems like a Nick thing to do, too. I don't think... You got a lot to do. You got kids. Your hands full. Oh, that's fair. Every accusation is an admission. Some of the stuff they were actually filming from two angles. Yeah. Two testicles. Was that a Bed Bath & Beyond bag? Yeah. Meatballs. Meatballs. The Deluxe has meatballs.
[1:07:51] Unidentified: Oh! Charles Kirkland. Pray for him. So I think he was 100% sure he was there. Yeah. I've changed my answer.
[1:08:06] Eric: Gavin, you fell for it the whole time. I did. Fool. Look at that. Look at the ring. He's wearing the ring. I'm wearing that ring. It's a different ring. It's just the same school.
[1:08:16] Unidentified: Go Sea Devils. Don't uncover the truth. This shit was... Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yes. I mean, I would say... Yeah, I would say that it feels more important now, actually. Yeah, they're willing to kill for it. That's pretty important.
[1:09:21] Unidentified: God. Or one, then the other. They haven't even fired me yet. I thought time was on my side. This movie's deeper than I thought it would be, if I'm being totally honest, Eric.
[1:09:49] Eric: It's layered. Even, like... I don't love 90s movies. Sure. It's, like, so much budget going to question mark, but, like, a bad movie from 98 is better than most movies I watch now, and that sucks.
[1:10:06] Unidentified: It's true. It is true, man. Everything's just big and shiny.
[1:10:13] Nick: Yeah. On some weird green screen, or, like, that new... That's a cool shot.
[1:10:17] Unidentified: It's just... Everything's flat. Yeah. Everything's properly exposed. There's no contrast. Looks like a mark painting. You go back and watch older films. You really did, yeah. I watched stuff in the 70s, and it's so fucking different.
[1:10:28] Eric: Yeah. I mean, stuff from the 90s, too. It feels vibrant.
[1:10:31] Unidentified: Fucking that episode of Miami Vice was better than anything on television. And it wasn't a great show. It was a good show. It wasn't a great show in 84. Nothing compares to it in today.
[1:10:43] Andrew: Oh, you're gonna fire me?
[1:10:44] Unidentified: Well, I'm gonna get murdered. So take that. McAllister. Kevin Dunn. From Small Soldiers. That Kevin Dunn. Got his legs blown off in the Vietnam War, and still became a successful shrimp fisherman.
[1:11:07] Andrew: The scene where Kevin Dunn, the character, talked to Kevin Dunn, the person, you think that's the first time in film history a fictional character talked to the real named person? The Cool Sheet typist must have been so confused. Nightmare. So who's on that date? Kevin Dunn.
[1:11:30] Unidentified: Ah, shit. Is the Dunn at least spelled differently for them both? I don't know. I don't think so. Oh, shit. I think the actor is D-U-N-N. Kevin McAllister's dad died pretty young, didn't he, in real life? Yeah. He died a few years ago. I didn't know that. He died after Sharknado. Yeah. Sharknado. He's been dead for a little bit. He also wasn't fired. He died in 2017. Wow. How old? He was born in 46. He died in 17. Does that make him 71, I guess? Not that young. Yeah, I guess not ultra young. But still pretty young. Yeah. Still younger than I'm sure he wanted to die. Yeah.
[1:12:30] Unidentified: I would say that's probably most people. I think some people are pretty ready. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, the teeter-totter definitely goes the other way. Some people will think it's fucking serious and I'll have to read a thread about it. Oh, that's the building he wants to build?
[1:12:54] Eric: His big idea is having a tall building in Atlantic City. That's his goal.
[1:13:00] Unidentified: During a hurricane. Tornado. Tropical storm, Jeff. Jeff, you fool. Two of them had an accident. Oh, not, not, not what's his name? Was it Craig? Sawyer's side mission? Pull up your acceptable loss list. I want to see if I'm on it.
[1:13:30] Nick: I don't think that was supposed to give like that.
[1:13:34] Unidentified: He's just really strong. Mad at you. Where the hell are they? Well, they keep with the ladders. Oh, it's the ladder room. The ladder room, yeah. What the f- The ball fell off? That's a shot of outside. Uh-oh. Did it blow off? Oh, no, the millennium. Uh-oh. Okay, we're done. The actor. Was that in the jacket when we bought it? Checking. No.
[1:14:14] Nick: Ow. And the badge definitely isn't either? Mm-mm. Damn.
[1:14:19] Unidentified: What about the watch? It's convenient that they took the five grand out before they sent it to him. Okay. But he's not with me either. Oh. Okay. Oh. My bad. Okay. Do you think he ever had a speaking role in a film again? Oh, that's it. Nope. Oh, when she started screaming, I thought she was killed.
[1:15:19] Unidentified: It happened so fast originally. Yeah, I thought her neck snapped originally or something. That's what I thought.
[1:15:25] Eric: The way her neck moved. It's because she was holding the cell phone on her shoulder. Guys, you'd have to be more observant. You've seen this.
[1:15:31] Unidentified: I haven't. Camera was off, though. I wanted to buy one of those for us once. Camera blimp? Yeah. Like an indoor blimp. Let's do it. How did the guy only now say this? We can give it for like three grand or something, I think. Do you think the camera technology has improved, Jeff?
[1:16:06] Nick: Since 1998?
[1:16:08] Eric: Yeah. I need to look at this part alone. Also, you're going to do Delia afterwards. Clear the room. I've got to jerk off to this. The guy's just going to come in and look at it.
[1:16:19] Unidentified: I can take it with him. Doesn't want to see it. There's so many. Yeah.
[1:16:30] Nick: There's so many VCRs in this movie that I wish we could have had access to one of them.
[1:16:38] Unidentified: Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Wow. Great timing. You know, you can't just wait around the corner. Jesus Christ, man. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man. If you zoom in even further, it would show Gary Sinise's ID. Just counting on him to look the other way because they're buddies. They both look so young.
[1:17:46] Unidentified: I guess now we know how you afforded that big ass house in Illinois. Right? You cannot stop Home Alone 3.
[1:18:04] Andrew: Maybe he wants to defend a system for his house because of the burglars.
[1:18:20] Unidentified: We need a ballroom.
[1:18:25] Eric: Which wing? Chill out. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. It's fine.
[1:18:33] Andrew: The lack of screen on that TV is... Yeah. Dude, that's how TVs used to look. Yeah, absolutely. It's so funny to see.
[1:18:41] Unidentified: You could have the speakers there. Yep. I'd go back to 98 if I could. But not 77? Or whatever?
[1:18:57] Eric: Think about healthcare technology.
[1:18:59] Unidentified: No, it would just depend on... Yeah, I wouldn't want to go too far back because I wouldn't want to catch something I couldn't... What's the point of being rich in 1975 if I have colon cancer and they can't fix it? He's realizing in this moment that he has trapped her.
[1:19:15] Nick: And if he dies here, that's it for her as well.
[1:19:18] Unidentified: Well, until someone needs a ladder. It's a shame nobody watches these watch-alongs. That was both funny and real. And water, everyone can hear you scream. Jesus Christ. Sharknado 10. Yeah. He's a what?
[1:20:24] Unidentified: A what now? He's in what administration? He's a baby kisser. I got the baby vote! What, pay for baby kissing? Yeah. No, he's paying for that. Do you know anyone who was kissed by a president? Uh... No, but like... What do these kissed babies grow up to be? Like... I shook Clinton's hand once, but he didn't kiss it.
[1:20:58] Eric: Gavin, if we found out that, like, Alyssa was kissed by a president as a baby, would that surprise you? It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, but which president do you think it would have been? She...
[1:21:07] Unidentified: Have to be Clinton, right? Yeah. Yeah. Ooh. Well, maybe H.W.? How old is she? Well, does it count if it's post them being a president? Yeah, like, once a president, always a president. Sure. Yeah. Sure. What president do you think kissed the most babies? Jesus, this is... I have an answer.
[1:21:41] Eric: I don't know. I don't know if I should say it.
[1:21:48] Unidentified: Jesus Christ. You know... You know, now that I think about it...
[1:21:54] Eric: Maybe it's good that nobody watches these watch-a-lars. I feel pretty strong about my answer, too.
[1:22:03] Unidentified: Nailed it. Oh, boy! Oh, man. Oh.
[1:22:22] Andrew: Remember how good this movie was in the first 20 minutes?
[1:22:26] Eric: It's still good. Awesome. I'm having a blast. It really slows down.
[1:22:29] Andrew: You're right. It is a long 90.
[1:22:31] Eric: Yeah. It's such a long 90.
[1:22:33] Nick: It's only got about 10 minutes to go, right? Yeah, there's probably only, like, another 15 minutes. Well, that's the thing. These movies wrap up in the actual last 10 minutes, and then they end. They don't have, like, an epilogue bit.
[1:22:43] Unidentified: They just... They front-loaded all the action and saved the exposition for the last act. I wonder if we should do a longest short movies draft. Oh, my God. He hit the erase button. Oh, no! That's not how that works. Do you get to see on the playhead while you're using the erase head? Yeah.
[1:23:03] Andrew: You think when Miller paid for advertising, they knew that the assassin would stand in a Miller box?
[1:23:18] Unidentified: The longest 90-minute movie. Exit 8's on that list. Yeah. Are we watching this because you drafted this at one point, Eric?
[1:23:35] Eric: Did I draft it for best movie? It might have been an honorable mention. Not maybe on best movie, but like a villain death or something else.
[1:23:41] Unidentified: No, I think it was the summer of 98 movie draft, right? Yeah.
[1:23:46] Eric: I don't remember if I actually drafted it or if it was an honorable mention. I can't remember. I think it was...
[1:23:51] Unidentified: I don't know when we did the order. It was in there. He's going to get a rematch. I understand. Oh, God. I'll try. The whole point is he's supposed to talk. Yeah. I think you're going to kick his ass regardless. No, it was four. Take that.
[1:24:51] Unidentified: I don't know what Margate is. I'm guessing in a neighborhood or something.
[1:25:46] Eric: Jeff, I assume that's incredibly disrespectful.
[1:25:49] Unidentified: I mean, it would be if it wasn't all stolen valor anyway.
[1:25:54] Eric: Wow, the champ couldn't even do that. Yeah.
[1:25:57] Andrew: I feel like I remember... It's kind of like a jar. He weakened him up. In my first watching of this, checking how much time was left and there being like eight minutes left in the movie at this point, I'm going, wow, what? Is he being unconscious? Like a puppet. Yeah. That's his unconscious face. Yeah, he's being unconscious.
[1:26:23] Unidentified: I'd lost respect for the boxer before, but it's all gone now. Yeah. You can still win it back. When he punches this guy to death. Let's go. We get my gang and we're going to go. She's still in here. That's enough of that scene. The end. Real weird fade out. P.O.B. First person. That's what it's like to be Nick Cage. Declaration of Independence. That's a complicated and bloody way to remove a body.
[1:27:23] Unidentified: Stop. Lower. He's having fun. Cam salad. Fucking Kramer'd his way out of that door. We should put a Kramer in the same fucking suit. My best friend, Jerry. Oh, you can do that on a Game Boy? It kicked my ass. Did the suit have a tracking device on it when we got it?
[1:27:59] Eric: Uh, I checked. It does not. Maybe the Tuxedo does. It's clean.
[1:28:04] Andrew: Now, Gary Sinise is still tracking you.
[1:28:06] Unidentified: No!
[1:28:08] Andrew: Kicks the door open.
[1:28:10] Eric: Why did you have to keep it up, Eric? Why couldn't you just take the money? I'd gladly take the money. Give me a million dollars, Gary Sinise.
[1:28:19] Unidentified: What are those buttons doing? Crash. Catch a Pokemon with? He'd be a good zombie. Yeah. Yeah. Pepsi. Miller Lite. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. I got it all. I'm thirsty. Why did it look like it was a K? Cleaned up his bed. It was real nice. Yeah. He's a spare suit. Someone's gonna get crushed by the bull. I hope so. They've certainly been implying that.
[1:29:17] Eric: This is the most 90s shot in the world. The set's too big. The lighting isn't great. It's okay. But it's so severe and the lightning looks like shit. It's great.
[1:29:27] Unidentified: It's just so much money in this one scene. More bodies to churn? What are we doing with them? They're cementing them, I think, or something. It's Jersey, baby! Has anyone ever churned a body to butter? What?
[1:29:52] Andrew: Lightly salted.
[1:29:53] Eric: That's crazy. No one even had to do anything to him.
[1:30:02] Unidentified: He just ran. Has anyone ever churned a body to butter? What?
[1:30:09] Andrew: Oh, the squishiness of the doing the...
[1:30:12] Unidentified: Whoa! Whoa! Yeah, those rockets aren't very good. See, those missiles don't work. It's the goofiest shit. It's fun being in rain. She should be loving this. That's... No. Uh-oh. You're not supposed to be out in it. What? You gotta get the shot! You're forgetting how blind she is. All right, she's still blind. And her eyes are still an anamorphic. It's really weird.
[1:30:57] Andrew: Jesus Christ. I feel like he's been like this for 30 minutes.
[1:31:03] Eric: It's a tough... For having such a great first act, the third act of this movie is a little rough.
[1:31:08] Unidentified: He took 11 bad punches. She got shot in the arm when she's not crying like this. She can't see either. She took a fucking bullet. There were absolutely some days where all Nick Cage did was limp around, covered in blood, and then go home. Yeah. Exhausted, probably. Gary Sinise isn't even, like, bothering to hide. Oh, my God. The ball. Here she comes. You'll die. Why do you keep going, dude? He's got a plan, Nick. Yeah, he's got a plan, Nick. Come on. It's so long. This looks like shit.
[1:32:25] Unidentified: That's the hardest shit to do. Efforts. What the hell is happening? What the...
[1:33:25] Unidentified: This aspect! Yeah! He's going to fucking shoot himself. Yeah, he sure is. Uh-oh.
[1:34:29] Unidentified: That was like when George Bush tried to get out of that room. R, but... Oh, what? Get this camera out of here. It's a following his corpse. Sam Chief. Did he get the key to the sea? There he is! Look at him!
[1:35:03] Andrew: Oh, just a plaque.
[1:35:06] Unidentified: I wonder where that plaque is.
[1:35:08] Eric: Looks like shit. Look at my plaque! Fucking dork.
[1:35:15] Unidentified: Oh, is that little Michael? That's little Michael. Yeah, you usually want to clear your house after an assassination. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Got a new job. Well. It's the suit! He's back in the suit. He got too much attention.
[1:36:21] Unidentified: But he did the right thing. After doing the wrong thing for a long time. Yeah. A lot of wrong. Yeah, a lot of wrong. A whole bunch of wrong. He's like playing a different character now. Yeah. I'm surprised there's still a movie. Yeah. It's pretty funny. He was going to jail. That construction guy
[1:37:21] Unidentified: having an espresso back there. Oh, wow! Look, yeah! A real tiny mug.
[1:37:26] Eric: That's a tiny little mug! Also, it's a mug. Like, he has a ceramic mug?
[1:37:35] Unidentified: You know, it's him and his buckets and his ceramic mug. Simpler times, man. Huh. They did? No. No way. We got HD now. Not with this cable.
[1:38:38] Unidentified: What? Huh? Old enough. 35! Is he really in this? Is he older than that or younger, do you think? Oh, older. In real life? Older. Has to be older. He's got to be like 38 to 40, right? He's just such a grown-up. It'd be weird if he was actually older than me.
[1:38:58] Eric: Nick Cage, born in 64. 64. Wow. Oh, so he was like He was lower. So he's like 64 now.
[1:39:07] Unidentified: 62.
[1:39:09] Eric: That's so insane. This came out in 98.
[1:39:11] Unidentified: She's 26 in this. That's insane. He looks like he's 15 years older than her. Oh. Anyway, when you get out in 10 to 15, give me a ring. That's the worst silver lining in the world.
[1:39:51] Eric: Everyone, get rid of your espresso mugs. Back to work. Back to whack.
[1:39:56] Unidentified: So he says
[1:40:00] Andrew: in that scene, I think of like I had a dream where I was in a tube with the water filled and they have all those references to the storm. There was a third act giant action sequence in which the casino got flooded and the only part we get of that is the wave crashing and then they scrapped all of it like ILM was working on it. Oh. So his character is referencing an event that happened technically in the story but is not in the cut of the film. Oh. Some Goonies style. Yeah. So like all of like the storm foreshadowing was supposed to lead to something but they just didn't end up filming any of it.
[1:40:37] Eric: Did they? Yeah, because yeah, because they didn't there's nothing happens with the storm. No, it never pays off in any way.
[1:40:44] Andrew: No, it just is there. And then he references a scene of like he almost drowned which does not happen even like come close to you in the film. So why why is this playing?
[1:40:57] Eric: Like what's happening?
[1:40:59] Nick: Did they just tell these guys, hey, just pretend to be doing work here? I think that I think it's supposed
[1:41:03] Eric: to be a thing like look like the Millennium thing is like going to keep going forward. They're still doing construction but like building who they're still filming like this costs money.
[1:41:12] Unidentified: This costs money to do and they just got a dude in a fucking Green Bay Packers hat to show up with no safety vest. We just need a body right here. construction guys or where's mug guy? I want to see him again. Like I think it's the dude with the glasses right like what's
[1:41:29] Eric: the point of the shot?
[1:41:32] Unidentified: It's still happening.
[1:41:33] Eric: It's still going. Do you think don't remember this part?
[1:41:36] Unidentified: It's Nick Cage in his trailer now or is he watching this? Oh, I hope he's watching. This is crazy.
[1:41:47] Eric: These are all actors like none of these are actually construction guys. These are just actors and they're they're just doing this. Why? That guy just looked over like are they still filming?
[1:41:59] Unidentified: There's no way they haven't got a fucking cut yet. What's happening? Lower. What song is this? Stop.
[1:42:13] Eric: Gavin, what did you think of Snake Eyes?
[1:42:15] Unidentified: I'm blown away that these guys have had more screen time than the guy that got shot. Yeah, this guy in the blue hat is doing a lot of work. He's chewing up the scene. It's fun to watch a film. Oh, that's the ILM credit. ILM. Yep. They're still moving this single piece. Jeff, what did you think of Snake Eyes? I loved it. I thought it was great. A lot of fun. Pretty easy, right? I enjoyed it and I'll absolutely never watch it again.
[1:42:48] Eric: Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Yeah. You nailed it. I think it's like the third time I've seen it. It feels like a cocaine nightmare. It is just like so frantic and so much is happening and it's loud the whole 30 minutes. And then this feels like the next day where you're just going, I don't know what's happening. It feels like there's construction in my brain. Oh, man. It's loud everywhere. What are they doing? Oh, the bodies. Oh, the bodies. That's why they're zooming in on the concrete.
[1:43:30] Unidentified: We're so dumb. Until they started zooming in like this, it never occurred to me. It would have helped if they had like an eyeball or a fingernail sticking out or something.
[1:43:38] Eric: Oh, yeah. Filmed. Oh, by the way, filmed at the Trump Taj Mahal.
[1:43:43] Nick: That's a shame.
[1:43:45] Eric: There we go.
[1:43:50] Unidentified: Oh, that's not subtle. Nobody noticed that he had his hand on it's huge. OK, well, I like that we were only slightly ahead of the shot that was for the stupid audience. Yes.
[1:44:02] Eric: Yeah.
[1:44:02] Unidentified: Oh, the
[1:44:05] Eric: whoa, it's a magic snake eyes.
[1:44:10] Nick: Gary Sinise is alive.
[1:44:12] Andrew: Gary sort of insane that they expected people to watch that whole sequence.
[1:44:16] Eric: Yep.
[1:44:17] Unidentified: All right, let's go ahead.
[1:44:19] Eric: Well, there you go. There's snake eyes. It's been a long time coming, but we finally did it. It's about to. Let's watch some balls up with Mark Wolbert, man. Well, there you have it. Snake eyes. I'm glad we did it. Finally, we finally got to it. We're the suit the whole time. Feel really good about snake eyes. A nice long night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First 30 really fast. Real good. Yep. Well, there you have it. Thanks for watching. Let us know what we should do next. Bye. Bye. Bye.
